nesstiriousbabbe:

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

me 24/7

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

(Source: urbancatfitters)

"I hope you fall in love
 with someone who always texts back and never lets 
you fall asleep thinking you’re
 unwanted."


(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: slugly)

Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?
Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
Abuela: te parto fruta?
Me: no, gracias.
Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?
Me: no abuela.
Abuela: un vaso de agua?
Me: no, de veras estoy bien.
Abuela: come mierda pues.